I don't mean to crucify your logic but...
Keep it 100
In Israel, if you are in the active military you must carry your weapon with you at all times
Got a ticket from a private parking garage: this was my response
2012 summed up.
Life hack: How to use an elevator without stopping.
The Beard of Hans Steininger, said to have died after tripping over his beard and breaking his neck while running away from a fire in 1567.