You are 10x more likely to be bitten by an inhabitant of New York City than by a shark
The Swedish Vallhund
My broken body
Things that have never, ever been said
If you think women are the weaker sex...
How to deal with telephone salesmen
How do you feel about me?
Wow. Such dog.
Going to the dentist tomorrow...this always happens.
Stac Pollaidh, Scotland
I had sex with a parrot once.