Almost had a heart attack this morning at work.
Forget time dilation, black holes, and relativity. This is what I remember.
Chivalry is dead.
Young boy in attendance during MLK's 'I Have A Dream' speech.
Why do all the women on Pinterest look like they found a penny
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I never told you where I live...
Amsterdam is the sass capital of the world.