Everyone thinks I'm overdramatic...
Bill Gates, the criminal.
Listen with your heart.
Hey, nice to meet you!
Found this in my freezer...
Ronald Reagan wearing sweatpants while traveling on Air Force One.
The Door to Hell.
I'm just as surprised as you are.
Didn't I just save you?
People always ask me how I pronounce my name.
Would you use this toilet?
Please be troll...