'Twas the night before Christmas...
Just one day out of the year.
What is your ELF name?
People think she's cool and humble...
If you're ever homeless...
Going to the dentist tomorrow...this always happens.
Why I don't have a girlfriend.
Satan giveth and Satan taketh away.
Untranslatable words from other languages.
I'm trying to read!
Step on Lego. Lego cries.