On life and time.

On life and time.

a christmas story elf

a christmas story elf

jazz hands

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife?

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife?

the grinch can’t steal christmas from prison

the grinch can’t steal christmas from prison

this is funnier then it has any right to be

this is funnier then it has any right to be

this is the kind of notebook i mean

this is the kind of notebook i mean

Constitution memes because growing up on schoolhouse rock wasn’t enough

Constitution memes because growing up on schoolhouse rock wasn’t enough

it’s all about the secret chord

it’s all about the secret chord

he didn’t know what to do after his pickup line worked

he didn’t know what to do after his pickup line worked

can’t believe we expose our kids to lego violence like this

can’t believe we expose our kids to lego violence like this

drunk taco bell is worth every penny and you can’t convince drunk me otherwise

drunk taco bell is worth every penny and you can’t convince drunk me otherwise

let me check my sundial

let me check my sundial

everyone thinks they’re invincible in high school

everyone thinks they’re invincible in high school

how to help ease your dog’s separation anxiety

how to help ease your dog’s separation anxiety

seriously why do they make these so hard to open?

seriously why do they make these so hard to open?