Feeling Lucky?

On life and time.

On life and time.
He’s sexy and he knows it.
He’s sexy and he knows it.
Want.
Want.
Win the war with obesity.
Win the war with obesity.
Did I do that?!
Did I do that?!
Too late Taylor…
Too late Taylor…
The last taxi ride.
The last taxi ride.
I am a pig!
I am a pig!
Cookie Monster, like a sir.
Cookie Monster, like a sir.
Freaking heart…
Freaking heart…
My Little Kitty.
My Little Kitty.
Poor Peter…
Poor Peter…
Honor.
Honor.
Wait…
Wait…
If superheroes posed like their female counterparts
If superheroes posed like their female counterparts
Just Sheldon.
Just Sheldon.
Totally+worth+it.
Totally worth it.
I%26%238217%3Bm+pretty+sure+you%26%238217%3Bre+not+even+a+waiter%21%21%21
I’m pretty sure you’re not even a waiter!!!
Ladies%26%238230%3B
Ladies…
Oh+sorry%21+I%26%238217%3Bm+really+busy%26%238230%3B
Oh sorry! I’m really busy…
Join the conversation
All+the+people+who+want+to+date+you.
All the people who want to date you.
Please+enjoy+responsibly.
Please enjoy responsibly.
Curse+you+brain%21
Curse you brain!
Deal+breaker.
Deal breaker.
Just+a+hamster%26%238230%3B+ZOMGG%21%21%21+WTF%21
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF!
How+to+prank+your+friends.
How to prank your friends.
How+many+apples+grow+on+a+tree%3F
How many apples grow on a tree?
You+know+you+do+this+too%26%238230%3B
You know you do this too…