Firefighters, right now, are protecting Leavenworth, WA. They are posted every 100 yards looking for hot spots that jump the river.

If CO2 was a visible gas.

It was a good birthday that year.

Everything lime green is evil.

Read the back of my new hand wash. Wasn't expecting this.

Smashed potatoes.

Hello my pretty...

If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.

Bros before hoes.

If you're ever homeless...

Go home Dorothy, you're drunk.

Humans smell delicious!