If you think women are the weaker sex...
Things that have never, ever been said
You are 10x more likely to be bitten by an inhabitant of New York City than by a shark
Babies are the worst roommates
The Matterhorn, Switzerland
How to deal with telephone salesmen
Did you hear the one about Helen Keller?
Respect the farmer.
Love letters to Nutella.
I'd never shut up.
Every passing year our relationship gets better.