Why do you want to work for us?
This is EXACTLY how it happens every month.
I bought you a card...
The power to refill.
After just watching a woman pay for half of her groceries with food stamps, the other with a stack of $50s and drive away in a new Lincoln, this reinforced my unpopular opinion.
The Time-Travelers Meetup
Why I can't sleep.
Did you marry your mother?
All the singles in my area want to meet me!
Correlation and causality - The worlds chocolate consumption
You must be this tall, to ride in my nazi car.