Forget time dilation, black holes, and relativity. This is what I remember.
Almost had a heart attack this morning at work.
Chivalry is dead.
Real books are sexy
It's alright, I speak Irish
Benjamin Franklin's unrecorded wisdom...
Guys vs. Women's morning routines.
Black light phone hack.
It's paradox time!
Told my best friend I loved her...
So that's how they do it.