Keep at it.
When someone asks a really dumb question.
Forget the glass slipper...
I know what to get my Jewish friends for Hannukah. It's the Dr. Dreidel.
Do you want ants?
Every. Damn. Week.
What time is it? Doom Time!
Burger King Kids Club.
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$1,000,000 bathtub cut from a single piece of quartz.