On life and time.

On life and time.

a legend not based in reality

a legend not based in reality

not one single set of legos

not one single set of legos

I want to be explosively clean

I want to be explosively clean

stabby the kitten

stabby the kitten

what’s your favorite victorian slang?

what’s your favorite victorian slang?

a romantic poem

a romantic poem

producers made a huge mistake

producers made a huge mistake

well this is awkward

well this is awkward

for when one bottle just isn’t enough

for when one bottle just isn’t enough

always doing something wrong, just not sure what

always doing something wrong, just not sure what

just buy oreos, they never let you down

just buy oreos, they never let you down

i am one with the raccoons mother

i am one with the raccoons mother

but you can forget to post it to social media and no one will blame you

but you can forget to post it to social media and no one will blame you

yes, get your own socks

yes, get your own socks

i shouldn’t have laughed at this but i did

i shouldn’t have laughed at this but i did