You are 10x more likely to be bitten by an inhabitant of New York City than by a shark
Hi, is this the taxidermist?
If you think women are the weaker sex...
Babies are the worst roommates
The Matterhorn, Switzerland
Best Childhood Toy. Ever.
My childhood and adulthood in the same picture.
I'm in love with my computer.
Louis CK's daughter tells an anti-joke.
I named my dog "5 miles"
Breakfast in bed.