I Spent 4 Years in Janiting School
Michael Scott Ladies and Gentlemen
The artist Giuseppe Penone removes the growth rings on a tree to reveal the tree at a younger age
Funny as it's true
Just punched a hole through the door to make myself feel more manly.
Me at the beach
Nice suit Vader.
Your weight on each planet.
Coming soon to a theater near you.
To the person going through our trash for their next meal…
When parents lie to their children.