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On life and time.

On life and time.
This planet has issues.
This planet has issues.
How to tell your friend is in a pyramid scheme.
How to tell your friend is in a pyramid scheme.
How to tie off a fishing hook
How to tie off a fishing hook
Walking down the aisle
Walking down the aisle
What three words can get the biggest cringe-worthy reaction
What three words can get the biggest cringe-worthy reaction
I miss House
I miss House
21 One-liners
21 One-liners
Subtle dog.
Subtle dog.
Oh, hello.
Oh, hello.
Stall 9 3/4
Stall 9 3/4
I learned this today.
I learned this today.
I love science!
I love science!
Whenever one of my mates tries to be the wingman…
Whenever one of my mates tries to be the wingman…
Pop pizza, not pills.
Pop pizza, not pills.
Nice work, Pixar
Nice work, Pixar
China+fills+orders%2C+generally.
China fills orders, generally.
Wait+just+a+got+dam%26%238230%3B
Wait just a got dam…
The+future+is+now%21
The future is now!
Plato+wins+this+round.
Plato wins this round.
Join the conversation
Kick+on+the+afterbirders.
Kick on the afterbirders.
BRB+a+congressperson+has+a+hangnail%26%238230%3B
BRB a congressperson has a hangnail…
Let%26%238217%3Bs+hide+it+again+till+2021%2C+maybe%3F
Let’s hide it again till 2021, maybe?
GOT+EM
GOT EM
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+call+4D+Chess+2020.
Now that’s what I call 4D Chess 2020.
The+bread+is+rising.
The bread is rising.
We%26%238217%3Bre+gonna+need+another+universe%2C+Morty%26%238230%3B
We’re gonna need another universe, Morty…
They%26%238217%3Bre+just+the+best+of+friends.
They’re just the best of friends.