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On life and time.

On life and time.
it wants a screwdriver
it wants a screwdriver
soon
soon
prove the meme wrong
prove the meme wrong
i’ve been guilty of this before
i’ve been guilty of this before
i’ve never been to an aldi
i’ve never been to an aldi
finally a lifestyle i can get behind
finally a lifestyle i can get behind
good kitty
good kitty
stingray shaming
stingray shaming
oh yes they will
oh yes they will
just a little low
just a little low
don’t we all?
don’t we all?
owls hate cops
owls hate cops
it’s my cheat day
it’s my cheat day
doesn’t sound fun anymore
doesn’t sound fun anymore
it’s a bird
it’s a bird
flash+photography
flash photography
I+want+you+at+the+door%2C+dammit
I want you at the door, dammit
that+way%2C+your+time+is+never+up
that way, your time is never up
getting+warmed+up
getting warmed up
Join the conversation
at+the+time+of+scheduling+this%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+2
at the time of scheduling this, I’m a 2
look+at+that+smile
look at that smile
wait%2C+it+isn%26%238217%3Bt%3F
wait, it isn’t?
that+has+to+be+entertaining
that has to be entertaining
balancing+the+books
balancing the books
what+a+waist
what a waist
who+am+I
who am I
gamechanger
gamechanger