On life and time.

On life and time.

Yet another muggle loving Weasley.

Yet another muggle loving Weasley.

All hail the one true Tiger King.

All hail the one true Tiger King.

You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. – The Onion

You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. – The Onion

This is how snails dispense their loved ones.

This is how snails dispense their loved ones.

‘Bank Teller asked me to take it off. She Just laughed.’ – Actual bank robber, probably.

‘Bank Teller asked me to take it off. She Just laughed.’ – Actual bank robber, probably.

The robots have harnessed the humans…

The robots have harnessed the humans…

In best Taiwan you can buy Lego that you can safely step on.

In best Taiwan you can buy Lego that you can safely step on.

Newborns were given tiny face shields at a hospital in Bangkok, Thailand. What a time to be alive..

Newborns were given tiny face shields at a hospital in Bangkok, Thailand. What a time to be alive..

She’s a little confused but got the right idea…

She’s a little confused but got the right idea…

I could climb this pinnacle.

I could climb this pinnacle.

OK but what about the child brides?

OK but what about the child brides?

Don’t trust the goats, though.

Don’t trust the goats, though.

Look at it differently.

Look at it differently.

Pandemics are for poetry.

Pandemics are for poetry.

Dad jokes…