You do not decline Chuck Norris.

Santa?!

The Walking Egg.

Epic taxi driver.

Hipster bird.

Sushi is cooler than you.

When you have a crush on someone…

Perks.

Dear Lord…

How will you die?

Heads will roll.

Words.

A diagram of my bed.

I’m bored. EAT ALL THE FOOD!

Cats are jerks.

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