Cold stethoscope!

Cold stethoscope!

He can dance if he wants to.

He can dance if he wants to.

May the froth be with you.

May the froth be with you.

I don’t always find the perfect girl…

I don't always find the perfect girl...

Why I read books.

Why I read books.

This is why I’m forever alone.

This is why I'm forever alone.

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Words.

People always ask me how I pronounce my name.

People always ask me how I pronounce my name.

Just brewing a galaxy.

Just brewing a galaxy.

Say it to my face, bro.

Say it to my face, bro.

Box wine is so trashy.

Box wine is so trashy.
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Words.

How I feel on pay day.

How I feel on pay day.

If You Give a Man a Wookie.

If You Give a Man a Wookie.

Zombie Apocalypse Algebra.

Zombie Apocalypse Algebra.
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