a single jolly rancher in each pocket, obviously

a single jolly rancher in each pocket, obviously

This would be my response, too

This would be my response, too

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?

that’s showbiz, baby!

that's showbiz, baby!

Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol

Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol

miracle dog

miracle dog

and now so do i

and now so do i

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

you know the move

you know the move

more stores need this on display

more stores need this on display

this joke is horseshit

this joke is horseshit

you almost sunk my battleship

you almost sunk my battleship

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

i know how capitalism works

i know how capitalism works

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

i think it's kind of a sweet sentiment, actually
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