We have all felt like this after a long weekend.

We have all felt like this after a long weekend.

Mixed up my Ambien with my Adderall.

Mixed up my Ambien with my Adderall.

I miss the Rugrats

I miss the Rugrats

Science has gone too far.

Science has gone too far.

Vote Odin

Vote Odin

Being Catholic.

Being Catholic.

They say the universe is continually expanding…

They say the universe is continually expanding...

Doing things alone vs as people watch

Doing things alone vs as people watch
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Every friend I have that works at Apple or Google…

Every friend I have that works at Apple or Google...

Imagine planning a party

Imagine planning a party

I wish it was this easy to get time off work

I wish it was this easy to get time off work

The average person.

The average person.

Dad, I’m not feeling sleepy yet.

Dad, I'm not feeling sleepy yet.

Heard you failed English…

Heard you failed English...

Halloweeeeeeeeen is coming!

Halloweeeeeeeeen is coming!
Is+there+a+bad+way+to+prep+potatoes%3F
Is there a bad way to prep potatoes?
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’90s kids cartoons have nothing on ’70s warning ads for kids
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she’s an angel
new+rule
new rule
Join the conversation
grammar+is+fun
grammar is fun
and+we+all+mumble+along
and we all mumble along
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your haunted doll isn’t evil, it just needs enrichment activities
rainbow+road+and+surge+cola+is+a+deadly+combination
rainbow road and surge cola is a deadly combination
it%26%238217%3Bs+the+thrill+of+the+fight
it’s the thrill of the fight
this+story+deserves+an+a%2B
this story deserves an a+
you%26%238217%3Bre+activity+is+pointless
you’re activity is pointless
and+then+all+he+can+do+is+turn+around+and+desert+you
and then all he can do is turn around and desert you