the dress is black.

I LOVE LAMP

I’m not allowed to Internet

Pull my finger.

New York police brass knuckles (circa 1864)

A survey of 100 women.

You just can’t know.

I… wow.

That movie about the gay guys on the mountain…

Big Bird had a rough day…

When I like a girl

Come on Ariel…

What 60 feet of snow looks like.

I’ve been doing my nails all wrong!

Things I say while driving