actual still image of me doing a push up

actual still image of me doing a push up

happy bat

happy bat

all we are is dust on the shelf

all we are is dust on the shelf

all the boxes of dogs!

all the boxes of dogs!

there is nothing to look forward to

there is nothing to look forward to

it’s all quiznos’ fault

it's all quiznos' fault

the final boss karen

the final boss karen

we’re going somewhere over the rainbow

we're going somewhere over the rainbow

the slime persists

the slime persists

the pepper fairy strikes again!

the pepper fairy strikes again!

who’s a good human?

who's a good human?

the ones in the back are having more fun

the ones in the back are having more fun

x marks the spot

x marks the spot

did it hurt?

did it hurt?

smells like school dinners

smells like school dinners
Before+the+orange+tips+came+default+on+toy+guns%2C+circa+1985.
Before the orange tips came default on toy guns, circa 1985.
Life+never+intended+for+us+to+deal+with+lemons%26%238230%3B
Life never intended for us to deal with lemons…
Shaken+Astronaut+Syndrome
Shaken Astronaut Syndrome
You%26%238217%3Bre+gonna+hate+it%26%238230%3B
You’re gonna hate it…
Join the conversation
Point%2C+counter-point+%28sort+of%26%238230%3B%29
Point, counter-point (sort of…)
Inglorious+Catfish
Inglorious Catfish
The+Germans+have+mastered++the+fundamentals+of+marketing.
The Germans have mastered the fundamentals of marketing.
Train+people+are+serious+business.
Train people are serious business.
91913%2C+OR%2C+zip+code+of+the+dog
91913, OR, zip code of the dog
Who+should+we+make+pay+for+it%2C+though%3F
Who should we make pay for it, though?
LA+love.
LA love.
This+guy+stacks+wood.
This guy stacks wood.