In bed and something touches your leg…

Dancing otter.

King ov Evrythin.

Hey Mr. Owl. Why so glum?

The Man Card.

Mr. Bean is a jerk.

How about no.

Ain’t nobody got time for that.

Dad level 439932.

She winked at me!

Hrrnnnggg.

I would date you, but…

Math.

Students vs. prisoners.

Scumbag professors.

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