Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

A woman standing up in her car after an accident while talking to police

how not to tell someone their std test results

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

you will pay for your betrayal

If ‘Not Hehe’ Was A Person

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

image of laundry room on fire

up? down? sideways

mario running stairs

just one?

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

tweet about a goth husband

write the next line of this story

writing prompt

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

mysterious red lights on the atlantic ocean

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

tweet about the importance of fire departments

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

tweet about having the dentist call you the chosen one

This is a brilliant grandpa move

tweet about playing chess left handed to make young kid feel better

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

image of kermit the dinosaur
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