nike hates this trick

that girl has a trilogy planned

the finale is now fan fiction

the forest owes an explanation

i owe money on a rotisserie chicken

nothing says christmas like emotional damage

global frog, local branding

my job is now listening politely

rocking chairs would fix me

childhood was just unsupervised inventing

jurass-chick

bless you… permanently

hire us or lose both

social anxiety just honked

this room was glowing

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