Nothing removes spaghetti stains like a trash bag

dopamine just hit the roof

selectively protected

dangerously easy to please

He sees you when you’re sleeping…

what about Hawaii?

I pick the one that has the most sugar

It’s called “Tsundoku” and it’s an art form

This is a hostage situation

Are you okay or do you need a McFlurry?

I don’t trust anyone who can hear their own chewing

stuck in a feedback loop

I’m not saying you’re failing, but look at me

That thought was important. It’s gone forever now

My LEGO figures are about to have a feast

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