Are you a full moon? Because I lose control around you!

The Bark Side of Monday!

Sauron’s got that eye for design

chaotic neutral

How many fonts does it take to lock a door?

you jog, I log off

slay calm and carry spoon

Smile Like Nobody’s Drilling

Hidden Messages in IKEA Manuals

Bite-sized portions

300% sass protection

Things escalated centi-mentally

my spine knows every street scar

this grew in confusion

Even ghosts fear waking her

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