"This text has no other purpose than to terrify those who are afraid of the Arabic language."

Statistically…

A flight of cupcakes I made for a friend’s 30th birthday at a brewery. The beer is in each cupcake’s batter.

The perfect crime!

Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go.

I’ve arrived.

Dude. Not cool.

Storm in Moscow

Game on!

Pure Structured Water

Suck it

I’m sure they’ve both got a valid excuse

Meet our new overloards. This is the head of a robot surgeon

Patrick Hardison, the recipient of the most extensive facial transplant surgery to date, before his transplant, immediately after, and one year later.

There’s no telling how long he was in there

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