leg day? mech yeah

mood: side-eye, full throttle

social battery: charge with pizza slices

shampoo: now 90% unicorn essence

silent but buoyant

meowfia boss on litter patrol

culinary masochism

masking level: origami

if i fits, i devour

A Postimpressionist Wave

i cast confusion!

we graduated from Google Translate Academy

wet nose, slick tail, no guilt

barklord of eternal doom and zoomies

Picasso called, said “that’s too weird”

Makes+sense+to+me%21
Makes sense to me!
Congrats%2C+you+have+a+parasite.
Congrats, you have a parasite.
Giraffe
Giraffe
Parks+and+Recreation+Office+3D+Floor+Plan
Parks and Recreation Office 3D Floor Plan
Join the conversation
Damn%2C+nature%26%238230%3B
Damn, nature…
Moby+WHAT+NOW%3F%21
Moby WHAT NOW?!
interesting+javascript+facts
interesting javascript facts
Training+for+a+triple+axel.
Training for a triple axel.
In+Canada%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+legal+for+women+to+go+topless+in+public.
In Canada, it’s legal for women to go topless in public.
So%26%238230%3B+it+was+you+all+along%26%238230%3B
So… it was you all along…
accurate+sign
accurate sign
Confessions+of+Selfish+Teacher
Confessions of Selfish Teacher