The Onion is a satirical news website that makes fake stories or parodies real news for entertainment. It’s been around for a long time, and has garnered lots of attention and love from fans during that time! Whether or not you read their articles, the headlines are the real punchlines (sometimes a post is literally just a headline and an image with no written story) and can invoke shock or comedy effectively! So why not sit back and open the paper and waste some time with these entertaining Onion headlines!