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monday meetings should be cast into mordor

human laser pointer…imagine explaining this at thanksgiving dinner

ghost typing… then leaves the call

walmart’s secret weapon

it’s lonely at the top

honk if you love sass

hierarchy of jeffs must be respected

Next door is 54321

“mom believed in me… a bit too hard”

code red: out of brita filters

no need for backup, he’s backup

“available anytime”

heavy meow-chinery

white paw to e4

the fit says vacation, the brain says genius

So+you%26%238217%3Bre+saying+there%26%238217%3Bs+a+chance%21%3F
So you’re saying there’s a chance!?
We%26%238217%3Bre+gonna+need+more+tax+dollars.
We’re gonna need more tax dollars.
The+good+stuff+has+been+circled.
The good stuff has been circled.
Southern+winter+is+coming%26%238230%3B
Southern winter is coming…
Join the conversation
When+your+neighbors+are+carnivores%26%238230%3B
When your neighbors are carnivores…
paranormal+corns
paranormal corns
We+have+found+she+who+precedes+time.
We have found she who precedes time.
Dick+Nixon+campaign+flair.
Dick Nixon campaign flair.
I%26%238217%3Bm+not+interested+in+moray+eels%2C+generally.
I’m not interested in moray eels, generally.
This+year+is+going+to+be+so+lit.
This year is going to be so lit.
Wait+a+minute%26%238230%3B
Wait a minute…
Here%26%238217%3Bs+yer+sign%26%238230%3B
Here’s yer sign…