Jimmy is an atheist

1938 AWESOME 40 WTW 155 BORING

I'm gonna tell you all my secrets.

1551 AWESOME 18 WTW 41 BORING

Glow sticks in a waterfall.

3532 AWESOME 23 WTW 52 BORING

500 freedoms per second!

773 AWESOME 73 WTW 113 BORING

Buying a house is fun!

1978 AWESOME 142 WTW 144 BORING

How many people died in the twin towers?

1699 AWESOME 107 WTW 563 BORING

Words.

817 AWESOME 15 WTW 63 BORING

Here is your receipt.

1367 AWESOME 12 WTW 47 BORING

Entrepreneurship is a blessing.

1958 AWESOME 168 WTW 52 BORING

Human peep is late to the party

2126 AWESOME 168 WTW 66 BORING

Had these made after someone broke into my Prius to "save" my dogs.

1118 AWESOME 28 WTW 75 BORING

Mine agrees...

2108 AWESOME 88 WTW 54 BORING

Filthy animals...

1527 AWESOME 54 WTW 115 BORING

Worst pickup lines ever.

2581 AWESOME 195 WTW 224 BORING

Cats as scientists.

1069 AWESOME 786 WTW 1659 BORING