Stop poking the pokeymans

the quietest roommate

Rhotacism: the pirate’s favorite word

nobody will notice.

A very specific way to find a wife

“Tale As Old As Rhyme”

Living his best ninth life

date night armor

Parenting Hall of Fame

Time to change my name and move

“My castle is currently stationary”

Confidence: Gone in 90 degrees

Growth isn’t always about being “solved”

Never trust a plesiosaur with a joke