her love language is attention and misting

Separation only made him stronger

They had a falling out… now it’s ruins

“I already picked out our road trip playlist.”

High protein, higher consequences

Owl I do is try

Home is where the meow is

I’m driving a sedan, not the Millennium Falcon

Coffin up style since ‘87

Obi-Wait Kenobi

ears set to parmesan frequency

Picasso called, said “that’s too weird”

barklord of eternal doom and zoomies

wet nose, slick tail, no guilt

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