The real hero doesn’t even have a username

Usually, mine are in a chaotic circle

a very fast tent

He’s whispering ‘Hakuna Matata’ into the radio headset

“Pockets? No thanks”

It’s a bird, it’s a plane… no, it’s a globe

Can I pay for these with head scratches?

“Hoo You Looking At?”

“You” is reserved for when I mess up

My monstera is currently plotting my downfall

I can literally hear the plastic latch clicking

He owns that tank and he knows it

peek-a-boo

:3

no backspace key