Long live the hideous orange king of the horizon

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“May his order of attention be super-sized and filled to the absolute brim”

chrismtas in june

“Yeah, come try it, human”

floating in an anxious void

I am just a simple creature looking for a second-hand cardigan

The wall won that round

“please respond”

backup

“Go Go Power Rangers!”

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don’t play with your food

The cat just wanted to walk in peace