He owns that tank and he knows it

“Hoo You Looking At?”

Can I pay for these with head scratches?

Usually, mine are in a chaotic circle

It’s a bird, it’s a plane… no, it’s a globe

“Pockets? No thanks”

My storage is full, but my heart is fuller

My cat is going to explode

“Get in, loser, we’re going to the vet”

He looks so proud of his stolen groceries

“You want to borrow what? Put it back”

“I’m not the father, I’m the vibe”

Evolution really took a weird turn on left

Loyalty ends exactly at 6:01 PM

“anti-sadness” cheat code

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