The cat just wanted to walk in peace

don’t play with your food

“Yeah, come try it, human”

Long live the hideous orange king of the horizon

chrismtas in june

“May his order of attention be super-sized and filled to the absolute brim”

Mosquito-Catching Holiday Bonus

“You saw nothing”

This is what the afterlife looks like

“He feeds us, but I make the rules”

An exceptional exception

cooler than the flip side of pillow

nemesis’s coordinates

nod politely while drifting through a nebula

hissteric

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