I am just a simple creature looking for a second-hand cardigan

“Yeah, come try it, human”

Long live the hideous orange king of the horizon

floating in an anxious void

backup

chrismtas in june

“May his order of attention be super-sized and filled to the absolute brim”

“please respond”

Mosquito-Catching Holiday Bonus

“You saw nothing”

taste smelly

This is what the afterlife looks like

“He feeds us, but I make the rules”

twelve years old forever

Measure twice, cut once

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