Alarm rang. So did the microwave.

Wood you believe I’m this powerful?

heavy meow-chinery

step 4: Pray someone else finishes it

“You’re wrong, but passionately confident”

“This root canal hit my soul”

“Change? I don’t even rotate”

Renaissance chic meets modern frustration

This dam’s got a monster shine

Darwin didn’t predict the blorb phase

Gardening? I planted myself in bed

“That outfit didn’t survive the hour.”

Bathroom? Nah, this Lyle’s octagon

Sand, sun, and stunning self-contradictions

“Photo store? You mean Instagram?”

Society.
Society.
Dancing+in+The+Dark.
Dancing in The Dark.
The+Reverse+Centaur.
The Reverse Centaur.
Stratos+jump+successful%21
Stratos jump successful!
Join the conversation
Tell+me+your+secrets.
Tell me your secrets.
You%26%238217%3Bve+done+a+good+thing.
You’ve done a good thing.
Did+you+marry+your+mother%3F
Did you marry your mother?
Your+call+is+very+important%26%238230%3B
Your call is very important…
How+to+piss+off+your+nerdy+friends.
How to piss off your nerdy friends.
Pedodog+strikes+again.
Pedodog strikes again.
Thank+you+Pedro%21
Thank you Pedro!
Oh+butt%2C+I+love+you.
Oh butt, I love you.