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Things I say while driving

Things I say while driving
Good job, you.
Good job, you.
Dat knee.
Dat knee.
When I think I have to sneeze but I don’t.
When I think I have to sneeze but I don’t.
My neighbors hate me…
My neighbors hate me…
A picture of leonardo di caprio crying, made out of pictures of oscar winners
A picture of leonardo di caprio crying, made out of pictures of oscar winners
If you had to choose…
If you had to choose…
Jump Rope Backflip.
Jump Rope Backflip.
Picture of me making my first student loan payment.
Picture of me making my first student loan payment.
You think that’s bad…
You think that’s bad…
Unrealistic expectations.
Unrealistic expectations.
Dad is such a show-off.
Dad is such a show-off.
I hate winter.
I hate winter.
As a boy ginger: can confirm.
As a boy ginger: can confirm.
It’s scary how many people don’t know this.
It’s scary how many people don’t know this.
Getting a drivers license should be fun.
Getting a drivers license should be fun.
OH+HAI%26%238230%3B
OH HAI…
I+have+nothing+to+say.
I have nothing to say.
X-Ray+self+portrait.
X-Ray self portrait.
Thanks+Jack%26%238230%3B
Thanks Jack…
Join the conversation
It%26%238217%3Bs+true%26%238230%3B
It’s true…
Change+words+and+be+hilarious.
Change words and be hilarious.
What+the+heck+is+Electronic+Mail%3F
What the heck is Electronic Mail?
Sorry+Justin%26%238230%3B
Sorry Justin…
Thanks+grandma%21
Thanks grandma!
I%26%238217%3Bm+going+to+need+one+of+these.
I’m going to need one of these.
Wind+blows.
Wind blows.
Ke%24ha%26%238217%3Bs+apartment.
Ke$ha’s apartment.