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What They Teach

What They Teach
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from the director of ‘van wilder’
from the director of ‘van wilder’
that’s a lot of nachos!
that’s a lot of nachos!
what color was your favorite scent?
what color was your favorite scent?
the commish never forgets
the commish never forgets
just a simple labor dispute
just a simple labor dispute
problem solved
problem solved
snuggles is never getting that big multi-year contract
snuggles is never getting that big multi-year contract
thanks, mom…
thanks, mom…
this isn’t gonna work out
this isn’t gonna work out
wow
wow
let’s all do it!
let’s all do it!
it’s your choice to listen
it’s your choice to listen
but you also refuse to ask for help
but you also refuse to ask for help
the cutlass spreads the mayo
the cutlass spreads the mayo
dammit!
dammit!
A+gum+recycler+made+out+of+gum+in+London
A gum recycler made out of gum in London
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+a+prank%2C+bro.
It’s just a prank, bro.
Bring+out+the+chokey.
Bring out the chokey.
My+body+is+prepared.
My body is prepared.
Join the conversation
The+cake+is+a+lie.
The cake is a lie.
Make+it+so%5Bup%5D.
Make it so[up].
This+little+kitty+got+new+kick+sticks%21
This little kitty got new kick sticks!
And+that%26%238217%3Bs+just+the+problem+with+cats.
And that’s just the problem with cats.
Your+soul+is+not+worth+it%2C+anyway.
Your soul is not worth it, anyway.
Please+make+it+stop%26%238230%3B
Please make it stop…
A+noble+death%2C+no+doubt.
A noble death, no doubt.
Some+Germans+can+get+bent.
Some Germans can get bent.