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I have a clear memory after I was born

I have a clear memory after I was born
Some might even call it immaculate.
Some might even call it immaculate.
You are constantly a polar bear snack.
You are constantly a polar bear snack.
*smirk*
*smirk*
9/10 crentists recommend it…
9/10 crentists recommend it…
NaCl, basically.
NaCl, basically.
Tax season is here…
Tax season is here…
A cluster of black amethyst stalactites circa Argentina.
A cluster of black amethyst stalactites circa Argentina.
Bubba GUUUUUUMP
Bubba GUUUUUUMP
I thought we were buds, bud.
I thought we were buds, bud.
Beware the grocery store.
Beware the grocery store.
It was worth it. – Cat, probably.
It was worth it. – Cat, probably.
Won’t somebody please think of the mimes?!
Won’t somebody please think of the mimes?!
CRONCH
CRONCH
THEY MUST BE HEFTY, circa 1931
THEY MUST BE HEFTY, circa 1931
Evolution is delicious.
Evolution is delicious.
You+know+Marvel+is+running+out+of+ideas+when+Toilet+King+enters+the+MCU
You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU
do+they+make+this+vest+in+adult+human+sizes%3F
do they make this vest in adult human sizes?
the+final+resignation+that+finally+forced+boris+johnson+to+leave+office
the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office
Just+one+of+the+obvious+differences+between+video+games+and+real+life
Just one of the obvious differences between video games and real life
Join the conversation
a+shower+sounds+so+relaxing+i+tell+myself+before+coming+up+with+a+fake+argument+in+my+head+that+i+inevitably+lose
a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose
Dog+licks+woman+who+screams+and+other+amazing+animal+memes%21
Dog licks woman who screams and other amazing animal memes!
dead+batteries+free+of+charge
dead batteries free of charge
You+never+know.+the+guy+asking+might+be+into+penguin+onesies
You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies
bats+fly+through+the+power+of+jazz+hands.+You+can%26%238217%3Bt+convince+me+otherwise
bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise
kitty+prison%3F+more+like+kitty+paradise%21
kitty prison? more like kitty paradise!
wow%2C+there+are+more+lion+statues+than+there+are+living+lions+in+the+wild.+That%26%238217%3Bs%26%238230%3B+not+good
wow, there are more lion statues than there are living lions in the wild. That’s… not good
That%26%238217%3Bs+because+we+are+closed+and+other+viral+tweets
That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets