I have an irrational fear

Adorable. 10/10 – would boop

are you awake or ashleighp?

especially on a friday

back the blue?

it’s healthy to set boundaries

you’re next!

house therapy

all the pain

you definitely want to rethink that, kid

thanks but no thanks

team carrie

centaur exterminators are so effective they’ve basically put themselves out of business

the gift no one wants

i slept okay

pass me some coal