Time to go to the store.

pandas are the slowest creators of chaos known to humankind

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

Just one of the obvious differences between video games and real life

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

oh no is an understatement

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

when you really want to let someone know you like them, throw a piano

today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are

kitty prison? more like kitty paradise!