Wise words from the legend himself

You know you’re an elder millenial if…

who wore it better?

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog

was the gasp for fear of her husband’s safety or for the possible life insurance payout?

luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest

how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you

Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense

there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face

it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald

CSI: disneyland

he can’t hear you!