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Monster under the bed

Monster under the bed
Hey Carl, have you seen my blue–
Hey Carl, have you seen my blue–
Cool cake is cool.
Cool cake is cool.
The American dream.
The American dream.
How will people know I’m better than them?
How will people know I’m better than them?
Fill in the blank…
Fill in the blank…
HEYYYHEAHEYAH.
HEYYYHEAHEYAH.
*cough*
*cough*
Get paid to touch your junk.
Get paid to touch your junk.
Time for sleep.
Time for sleep.
Oh great, I left it at home!
Oh great, I left it at home!
Really cute story.
Really cute story.
Satin rulez.
Satin rulez.
NASA space shuttle Columbia.
NASA space shuttle Columbia.
…Already in my pajamas.
…Already in my pajamas.
The part-time barista.
The part-time barista.
mmm+the+smell+of+naval+supremacy
mmm the smell of naval supremacy
might+be+the+truest+work+words+i%26%238217%3Bve+ever+heard
might be the truest work words i’ve ever heard
the+scientists+have+provided+their+checkmate%3A
the scientists have provided their checkmate:
10+Funny+Cat+Memes+to+turn+into+Meowmes+%28%2B+Ember+tax%21%29
10 Funny Cat Memes to turn into Meowmes (+ Ember tax!)
Join the conversation
hmm+yes%2C+I+need+this+dishsoap+despite+having+a+full+jug+at+home
hmm yes, I need this dishsoap despite having a full jug at home
baffling+brilliance
baffling brilliance
i+sneak-a+da+meatball
i sneak-a da meatball
your+did+it
your did it
in+the+future%2C+everything%26%238217%3Bs+short
in the future, everything’s short
consider+that+a+%26%238220%3Bno%26%238221%3B
consider that a “no”
feet+defeating
feet defeating
that%26%238217%3Bs+certainly+one+way+to+leave+a+note
that’s certainly one way to leave a note