America is the true monster

America is the true monster

he put on his short sleeve shirt for summer

he put on his short sleeve shirt for summer

just one?

up? down? sideways

up? down? sideways

sharks aren’t our enemy, now matter how much it hurts when they say hello

sharks aren’t our enemy, now matter how much it hurts when they say hello

It’s a love/hate relationship with my bank account

It’s a love/hate relationship with my bank account

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

you will pay for your betrayal

you will pay for your betrayal

in this market, this kind of house would be a hot commodity

in this market, this kind of house would be a hot commodity

the cat he “didn’t” want. Anyone play Stray yet?

the cat he “didn’t” want. Anyone play Stray yet?

how not to tell someone their std test results

how not to tell someone their std test results

dunkin’ donuts never saw this interpretation of their logo coming

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

undeniable facts about kevin lasagna

undeniable facts about kevin lasagna