I’ve wanted to build an atomic clock for a while, but now I’m afraid I may not be white enough…

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office

The next guest on Maury Povich is… genetics!

if you ever need to distract a guy, just ask him this simple question

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

when you really want to let someone know you like them, throw a piano

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

Paul Rudd isn’t just a superhero in the movies!

oh no is an understatement

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?