If you visit us in England, please use the correct terminology. Here is a handy guide. The locals will appreciate it.

If you visit us in England, please use the correct terminology. Here is a handy guide. The locals will appreciate it.

I can relate.

Calories.

Really cute story.

Really cute story.

Oh great, I left it at home!

Oh great, I left it at home!

Beat this costume.

Beat this costume.

Get paid to touch your junk.

Get paid to touch your junk.

The part-time barista.

The part-time barista.

Yep…

The American dream.

The American dream.

Reality.

Words.

Hey Carl, have you seen my blue–

Hey Carl, have you seen my blue–

Satin rulez.

YES, THIS IS DOG.

YES, THIS IS DOG.

Metal, you’re doing it right.

Metal, you’re doing it right.