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The Many Lies We Tell Kids

The Many Lies We Tell Kids
neato
neato
cry me a table
cry me a table
never underestimate the power of a simple act of kindness
never underestimate the power of a simple act of kindness
took long enough
took long enough
i do like dramatic robes
i do like dramatic robes
he’s been a bad bad boy
he’s been a bad bad boy
wah wah
wah wah
slash their tires with love
slash their tires with love
thanks, dad
thanks, dad
like, it jumps over the babies, right? right!?
like, it jumps over the babies, right? right!?
where’s the baby???
where’s the baby???
i love tony hawk for always being in on the joke
i love tony hawk for always being in on the joke
what’s your favorite kill?
what’s your favorite kill?
orcs shall inherit the winter
orcs shall inherit the winter
worked perfectly
worked perfectly
Hands.
Hands.
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Obviously.
Obviously.
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Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
No+shame.
No shame.
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
But+why%3F%21
But why?!