Depression Is Actually Quiet

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

send dudes, not nudes

yes, please

how is this not already a thing???

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

time to cry!

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

what every kid wants for christmas

such a misunderstood creature

how it started vs how it’s going

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

spitting venom

i should have texted instead

classic carrie bradshaw