I don’t need sleep! I’ll be fine!

I don't need sleep! I'll be fine!

You deserve to be treated well, indubitably.

You deserve to be treated well, indubitably.

Thanks but that isn’t really relevant to my lifestyle choices!

Thanks but that isn’t really relevant to my lifestyle choices!

Titanic Anchor Gang, circa 1909

Titanic Anchor Gang, circa 1909

Perspective is everything.

Perspective is everything.

Baby owls ought not me stared at.

Baby owls ought not me stared at.

…drain the swamp?

…drain the swamp?

It’s blue, da ba dee da ba daa

It’s blue, da ba dee da ba daa

Hrmmmm. This does makes a frog suspicious…

Hrmmmm. This does makes a frog suspicious…

Dad’s first may may.

Dad’s first may may.

Just a peck of bad apples.

Just a peck of bad apples.

*nervous shuffling*

*nervous shuffling*

The A in PETA is actually Acrylics.

The A in PETA is actually Acrylics.

PSA: Racism is learned, but you already knew that.

PSA: Racism is learned, but you already knew that.

National Parks get Bad Reviews, also.

National Parks get Bad Reviews, also.

RIP In Your Next Adventure, Ian Holm.

RIP In Your Next Adventure, Ian Holm.