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Murderscopes

Murderscopes
What she said…
What she said…
PSA – get that wifi working.
PSA – get that wifi working.
When Earth claps back…
When Earth claps back…
It really is exactly like this.
It really is exactly like this.
Just another stable genius.
Just another stable genius.
Whom is setting the pace, though?
Whom is setting the pace, though?
Hail Satan, basically.
Hail Satan, basically.
CRONCH CRONCH
CRONCH CRONCH
Extreme zoomies at the dog park…
Extreme zoomies at the dog park…
The dead pixel is Mercury. Neat!
The dead pixel is Mercury. Neat!
Bon voyage, wee cosmonaut.
Bon voyage, wee cosmonaut.
*invests in Depends*
*invests in Depends*
Let them sleep.
Let them sleep.
Work’s 25 percent of the time, all of the time…
Work’s 25 percent of the time, all of the time…
Wow what a fun idea… generally.
Wow what a fun idea… generally.
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
ALL%26%238217%3BS+FAIR+IN+LOVE+AND+WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
Join the conversation
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
left+swipe
left swipe
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
did+we+just+become+best+friends%3F
did we just become best friends?
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams