Deaths In The Marvel Universe

toast and butter is an everyday phase

no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

new job opportunity – unfortunately it lacks upward mobility

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

the real reason millennials aren’t buying diamonds. Has nothing to do with ethics or morals

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink

this is how many sides a circle has

i have such fond memories of funnel milk