The Grand Canyon lit only by lightning

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

google became the thing it sought to destroy

popsicles

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

i can never show my face in public again

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

gonna need to step outside for a second

Clearly my dreams are better