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I bought a book for you

I bought a book for you
http://amazon.com/how-not-be-dick-etiquette/dp/1936976021/
hates mondays, loves lasagna. Am I garfield?
hates mondays, loves lasagna. Am I garfield?
nice!
nice!
this is how i got banned from Jurassic park for life
this is how i got banned from Jurassic park for life
blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots
blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots
talent runs in the animal kingdom
talent runs in the animal kingdom
when flirting goes too far
when flirting goes too far
dads are so embarrassing
dads are so embarrassing
looks like we have a visitor
looks like we have a visitor
they needed love
they needed love
i appreciate the attention
i appreciate the attention
death by karens
death by karens
the ducks knew exactly what they were doing
the ducks knew exactly what they were doing
beerfest 2: beardfest
beerfest 2: beardfest
this is art
this is art
and then there’s jeff bezos…
and then there’s jeff bezos…
Rustin+Hieber+%26%238211%3B+The+Movie.
Rustin Hieber – The Movie.
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Join the conversation
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Obviously.
Obviously.
No+shame.
No shame.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?